Hello...
hello...
I am here to introduce you peoples to FIVE of my favorite men. No order...
San Quang Ngo(daddy)
Jacob Crowson
Dan
Nate Strang
Minh-Tri (Sky) Nguyen(TK)
On here...
we will have brief interviews on all of them...
or at least the ones we can get our hands on. They all have busy schedules...
so! Moon Crystal Wand, transform me into a...
a girly-looking journalist. I know it sounds gay but bite me, o.k.? =P
Interview with Minh-Tri
It all started out late at night, we were both thinking what the other was doing up so late...
had a friendly conversation and the idea just popped into my head. This might be a good time, in maybe a long time, to get him to sit down and make him answer a few questions. I asked him straight out and he agreed instantly.
me-Okay... um... what's your favorite color?
him-Umm... hmm
me-Oh, come on!
him-there's so many colors... it's hard to choose... I pick blue.
me-Blue?
him-Yeah. No.
me-No? Or yeah?
him-I think, I'll go with yellow.
me-Yellow?
him-No. Orange. No. Red. No. White. No. Black. Ugh... head hurts. >>laughs<< Wait, I got it.
me-Make up your D*Mn mind, *ssh*le!
him-Black blue. D*mn.
me-Is THAT your FiNaL answer?
him-Yes.
me-THANK you... next question. When's your birthday?
him-Umm... gee... I forgot. May 4, 1985. I think...
me-Okay... umm... what school do you go to?
him-North Crowley High School.
me-What the f*ck kind of f**got*ss name is THAT?
him-Shiet... I didn't name it... if I did... I don't know... I wouldn't have a school in the first place... or maybe a rave or deejay school...
me-Well...
him-Yeah... that would be nice...
me-Calm yo *ss down, my bRoThA!
him- >>laughs<< Your brother? Aaw... I thought you were my rich/famous girlfriend... I didn't know you were my rich/famous sis...
me- >>rolls eyes<<
him- >>pretends to cry and then laughs<<
me- What is your favorite subject?
him-Lunch.
me-Ditto. Umm... what do you plan to do after you graduate high school?
him-Go open a rave club, sell drugs and become a big triad leader.
me-What does triad mean?
him-Mob. Mafia. Gang family.
me-Why not a cult?
him-I don't know. Jeez... don't be so picky! Not like I'm letting YOOOU join... unless... >>laughs hysterically<<
me-What's so funny?
him-Just had a thought...
me-What KIIIIND of thought?
him-Nothing. Anyways... continue with the survey...
me-It AIN'T a SURVEY!!!!!
him-You said it was! Oh... nevermind.. it's an interview, my bad. Jeez... Don't go P.M.Sing on me...
me-I don't DO that when I P.M.S. oKAAAAAAAYYYYY????????
him- >>laughs<< That's o.k.. I don't want to know what you do, anyways...
me-Oh, you DOOO, DDDDDDoooooooooooooOOOOOOO YYYYyyyyOOOOoooUUUUUU???? Well... first... you have to deal with the cramps...
him-Oh, my God... please... stop. I'm begging...
me-And THEEEEEEEENNNNN... hard to explaaaaaaaaiiiinnnnn buuuuuuutttt... it's very excruciating when... ah, h*ll, I don't know!
him-Oh, my God. Thank God. Okay. Moving on with the interview.
me-Good... gave you quite a scare, eh?
him-Not really. You can't scare me.
me-Whatevers... you were grossed out. AND was about to piss in your pants. I just KNOW it!
him-Yeah, right...
me-What if I DID go on talking about it, though, eh?
him-I probably know the process better than you do. Yooooouu don't know what you're talking about so you can't scare me. Ha. Anyways... continue the interview...
me-That is so cold...
him-I'm on a very tight scheeeddduuullllleeee!!!!
me-Whatevers. Okay, okay.
him- >>laughs<< Don't get mad... I'm just teasing... you know you love me...
me-Oh, just shush.... okay... what's your favorite kind of music?
him-It's a tie between Alternative and Korean and Japanese.
me-O.k., umm... who's the person you look up to the most?
him-Tracie Ngo.
me-You're kidding...
him-Yeah... technically... I have to look down.
me-Yeah... but what's your REAL answer?
him-that's my answer.
me-OooooKAY then...
him-You're the coolest person in the world... I HAVE to look up to you...
me-Umm...
him-~*~says dreamily,"You're cute... and adorable..."~*~
me-okay...
him- >>laughs big time<<
me-You are soooo freaking me out, dude...
him-Anyways... my real answer... is I don't look up to anyone.
me-Okie dokie. What is your favorite sport?
him-Tennis.
me-What is your favorite holiday?
him-Christmas.
me-Ditto. Why Christmas, though?
him-'Cause it's coming up and I can't think of a better one right now... honestly.
me-Oh... I see... what is your favorite scent?
him-White plums.
me-How gay...
him-Not on MMEEEE... on this one girl... stupid... gosh... one of my exes... she had that smell... and I love the way she smells when I was around her...
me-Go on...
him- >>sticks tongue out at her<< No.
me-Please? Feel free to talk about your love life...
him-I don't want to get all mushy... and I don't want to think about her...
me-Okay, then... no pressure. Anyway... what is your favorite sound?
him-A girl crying my name in bed. No, just playing. Just playing. Just playing.
me- >>laughs<< What is it really?
him-Umm... the sound of my girlfriend's voice. >>laughs<< Too bad I don't HAVE a girlfriend, right now...
me-Aaw...
him-Just playing. Umm... the sound of snow falling.
me-And since WHEN did you hear snow fall? Hasn't snowed in Texas since forever!
him- >>laughs<< That's why it's my favorite.. 'cause I haven't heard it... you know how quiet it must be...
me-Oh...
him-Absolutely quiet...
me-I see...
him-and I'm in Texas... we don't get snow at all barely...
me-Yeah... you LIKE the silence?
him-Yeah... after living with my family... yelling all the time...
me-Oh... I know how you feel...
him-Yeah... if I do go somewhere to hear it...
me-Well...
him-I'll take you along, aiight?
me-Okay, thanks.
him-But you better not ruin it with your big mouth. Just playing.
me-You BETTER be just playing...
him-Aaw... you know I love you... not really but still...
me-You HAD to ruin it by saying... not really but still...
him-I'm just playing.
me- >>sticks her tongue out at him<< ANYway...
him-what else do you want to know? My phone number?
me-I'm sooo tempted to ask... >>laughs<<
him- >>laughs<<
me-That reminds me... I remember back then whe
~!!!~Sorry for this interruption but this part of the conversation has been censored for safety reasons. We apologize for the inconvience. Thank you for being so patient with us~!!!~
me-...ranks... anyway...
him- >>laughs<<
me-what's your favorite movie of all time?
him-Umm... that's a hard one...
me-Well?
him-Umm... phh... Matrix, I guess... I don't know... No, wait! Cinderella. Just playing. Just playing. Just playing.
me-Okay, I was about to say... well?
him-I already said it... Matrix.
me-Okay. Hey, have you ever hea
~!!!~Sorry again for this interruption but to keep you from falling asleep we are censoring this part of the conversation because it is too lame and boring for our own good. Thank you AGAIN for your patience.~!!!~
me-...LEEP???
~!!!~AGAIN this portion of the conversation is censored because we know you peoples really don't give a sh*t. We appreciate you people not getting pissed off at us~!!!~
me-...oser. >>sticks her tongue out at him<< Anyway...
him- >>laughs<<
me-What is your favorite brand?
~!!!~This is censored because it might be too offensive of a word for all you big p*ssies out there so you peoples who know this word already just get over it because it was getting off the subject anyway. =P Thank you for being so kind as to reading the rest of this load of cr*p~!!!~
him-...f what?
me-Clothes, duh!
him-Oh... Banana Republic.
me-How gay!!!!!!!!!!!!!
him-What? GAY?
me-YEAH! GAY!!!!!
him-YOU'RE gay!
me-BITE ME!!!!!!
him-Okay, I will. >>bites her<< Take THAT!
me-OOOOOOOOOOOWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
him-Oops... well...
me- >>sticks her tongue out at him<< Meanie!!!
him-I always wear POLO, HILFIGER, DKNY, and GUESS... take your pick. Shiet... >>kisses her where he bit her<< better?
me-You're such a prep...
him-D*mn... okay... how about GAP, OLD NAVY, and QUICKSILVER... d*mn... so picky...
me-That's even worse...
him-Aaw... I'm sorry, I'm not your type... >>seduces her<<
Director/me-HOLD IT!!!!!!!!! >>turns on the interviewer<< WHAT the F*CK??? B*tch, he did NOT do that!!!! You want me to kick yo ugly *ss lying self, now, eh? Oh, it's ON!!!!! >>pounces on the interviewer and starts strangling her<<
~!!!~May we censor this type of sh*t because it is too violent for the kids and we all know Tracie can do a h**la of a job when it comes to beating the cr*p out of someone...~!!!~
Director/me- >>straightens up and fixes her hair<< There... now, THIS is what REALLY happened... >>bends down and picks up the interviewer<< >>throws her across the room and takes out a control panel where she presses the big red button in the middle<<
~^~Floor opens up beneath the interviewer~^~
me- >>falls into the hole where she lands into flames of black<<
Director/me-And THAT'S what peoples GeT when they mess with me... >>smiles innocently<< THIS is how it REALLY goes... well... ACTUALLY the interview was over so I guess there Is really no ending... thanks for reading or listening or watching or whatevers... >>walks off<< SCENE, YOU IDIOTS!! CUT OFF THE B*TCH M*TH*RF*CK*NG CAMERA!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! >>Punches the camera man<<
~^~The camera topples to the ground and flickers off~^~
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